Naruto 476-Jump cover is creepy. Naruto Cosplay no Jutsu!
-As Madara looks on from
The Great Wall of China in the middle of Happy Senseless Ninja Land above, two ninja face off!
-Emo chapter cover is emo. o__o
-First Danzou reveals he stole Edward Elric's automail arm. Now, he's got a bunch of Sharingan eyes. (Where's your human transmutation now, Ed?!)
-Sasuke: Why are there Sharingans in your arm?
-Danzou: Well, it's a long story. It all started way back...
-Sasuke: Bored. You die now.
-Danzou: D:
-Sasuke: But there's one thing I gotta ask you first?
-Danzou: Oh?
I hope he doesn't ask me if I had sex with that woman. I swear, we were drunk...-Sasuke: ...Are you...?
-Danzou/Karin: *GASP!!*
-Sasuke: ...Trying to destroy Glee Club?
-Danzou completely ignored Sasuke's earth-shattering question and charges forward for the kill!
-...Which he fails at.

-Sasuke continues to be a Mary Sue and summons Susanoo whenever the hell he wants. Show off. >_<
OVER IN A SNOWY PART OF HAPPY SENSELESS NINJA LAND
-Nice ass, Naruto.

-Yamato: Since Sakura's popularity has plummeted, I think it's more important that we tell Konoha about the Kage Convention. No one will care about her anyway.
-Sai: Imma sell tickets for when Hinata kicks her ass! 8D
-Kakashi: But she has plotshield, so I have to go save her. *sigh* Okay, I'll go after her with Sai. Yamato, take Naruto back to the village
and tie him up in the backyard. The fuzzy handcuffs are in the second drawer on the left in the guest room.-Yamato: ...And the whip?
-Kakashi: Behind the flour in the kitchen cabinet.
-Yamato: Yay! 8D
-Meanwhile, Naruto has several flashbacks. This is nothing new.
-Naruto hyperventilates and falls over like a n00b. *shakes head*
-Take slow, deep breaths...If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless. ^^
BACK AT THE FIGHT
-Sasuke: I ASKED IF YOU'RE TRYING TO DESTROY GLEE CLUB, YOU BASTARD!!
-Danzou: Okay, so I gave the Cheerios the info on the club's next performance!
-Sasuke: ...What??
-Danzou: And now the musical numbers for the spring season's episodes have been spoiled!!
-Karin: *giggle*
All the single ladies~!!-Sasuke: O_O SO IT WAS YOU!!!!!
-Danzou: *squish*
-Anime characters: Their bodies contain 100 gallons of blood.
-Sasuke: Dammit, speak no more! Itachi gave everything for that club!
-Danzou: TOO BAD AMERICAN IDOL IS TAKING UP THE SCREEN TIME. >8DDD
And now, in a startling and uncommon move, I will not be parodying One Piece this week (But I will say this: Every time Luffy asked to be injected with the hormones, I shouted, "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!").

Instead, I will be bringing you a series I love that I have not had the chance to pimp enough. That's right,
yaoi history-lovers, I'm parodying this week's episode of
Axis Powers Hetalia!
Hetalia, Episode 47-Chibitalia is depressed after he parts ways with the Holy Roman Empire. You and the rest of the fandom, Chibitalia. This is the only anime where people cry because a country is dissolved. (THANK ROME-JII-CHAN THAT GILBERT'S STILL AROUND IN SPIRIT!!!)
-Austria tells him that he's got the day off because he's so sad. Aw.

-Chibitalia doesn't look relieved in any way.

-Wait a second, is that Austria...washing dishes? With Hungary? AW, RODERICH, YOU'RE SUCH A WAIFU.

-EPIC OPENING IS EPIC.
-England and France go to Poland's (F*** YEAH, POLAND!!) house to organize a treaty.
-England: The world is going to end if we don't do something about Germany! We must stop him!
-France: And you're fabulous enough to look good next to me while doing so. Ah, I long for my Bad Touch Trio days...
-England: ...I don't. I still have nightmares.
-France: You enjoyed it.
-England: OH SHUT IT, YOU GIT!! Poland! Join us!
-France: FOR THE HOTTEST, BLONDEST THREESOME EVAAAAAAR!! 8D
-England: ...Must...resist...urge...to kill...
-Poland: Well, like, I don't really care about that. I'm totally too psyched about my redecoration plans. I'm, like, painting my house, like, a fabulous pink!

-France: ...But that doesn't match my eyes.
-England: THAT'S all you can think about?!
-France: If we're planning a threesome-!
-England: WE'RE NOT!! D:<
-Poland: Don't worry! I bought something, like, totally useful anyway!
-England: Like some sort of weapon?!
-France: Like one of Russia's 25 cm-long condoms?!
-England: ...I'm going to kill you.
-Poland continues to look fabulous and shows the
ambiguously gay duo other countries his newest purchase.
-Poland: THE MY LITTLE PONY FRANCHISE!! 8D *loves*
-England: ...What?
-France: And it couldn't have been the Trojan Condom franchise because...?
LATER
-France reclines with a glass of wine and looks fabulous while doing so. But not as fabulous as Poland.
-Seriously, Poland, WHY SO FABULOUS?!

FRANCE'S VERSION OF MARUKAITE CHIKYUU. YAY.

-And, in the epilogue, Chibitalia sings his own version of the theme. TOO MOE~~~

I feel like such a pedo whenever I watch episodes that involve him. .__.
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★Who did you first cosplay as?
I was in 5th grade. I was young Princess Zelda from Ocarina of Time for Halloween. My brother was young Link. My grandma made the costumes. We even had pointy ears. (THE 5TH GRADE ME WAS AWESOME.)

★When and where did you first cosplay?
Elementary school. People actually knew who I was!
★When and where was the last time you cosplayed?
College for Halloween. I was Rena from "Higurashi no Naku Koro ni."
★Who have you cosplayed as in the past?
Princess Zelda (Ocarina of Time), Raven (Teen Titans), Roronoa Zoro (One Piece), fem!Zoro (One Piece), SnJ Rock Lee (Naruto), Misa Amane (Death Note), SnJ Orochimaru (Naruto), Temari (Naruto), Death the Kid (Soul Eater), Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
★Who do you plan to cosplay?
Definitely:
Sealand (Hetalia)
Nico Robin (One Piece)
Maybe:
Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)
Greece (Hetalia)
America (Hetalia)
Yugito (Naruto)
★Who is your favourite person to cosplay as?
As of the moment, it's Death the Kid. OH, SHINIGAMI-SAMA, THE SYMMETRY~~
★Who do you REALLY wanna cosplay as?
Belarus (Hetalia)
Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)
★How many of your friends cosplay?
Several of them
★Have you ever walked around in public in your cosplay outfit?
Only to school.
★Have people in public ever recognised you and asked for photos?
Nope.
★Have you ever made your own cosplay outfit?
No, I fail at sewing. ;__;
★When and where did you first learn of cosplay?
I heard of people doing it when I first got into anime as a kid. I didn't get a real name for it until later.
★What did you think of it then?
I thought to myself, "It's like Halloween all year round!" 8D
★What do you think of it now?
I think it's a fun thing to do with friends. It's also a great way to meet people who are into the same series!
★Where do you usually cosplay?
Mostly conventions, though I occasionally do it for school.
★Have you ever done a cosplay skit on stage?
No. But I really want to!
★Do you plan your cosplay outfits waaay before youre meant to wear them?
Sometimes. I like thinking about my favorite characters and how I would act if I had to be them for a day.
★Have you ever been to a convention and cosplayed?
Uh, yes.

★What is the best thing about cosplay?
It brings people together! I've made lots of new friends!
★What is the worst thing about cosplay?
The people who shouldn't be doing it doing it anyway. o_o (Dear 300-pound woman cosplaying as Rikku from FFX-2 at ANEXT '08: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.)
★Why do you cosplay?
Simply for fun~

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